im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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