fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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