Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Terrible idea I love it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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