When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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