Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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