He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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