What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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