Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Never joke about your clitoris.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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