You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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