Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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