remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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