Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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