We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ðŸ˜ðŸ’€#pensacolaproblems
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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