If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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