He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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