If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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