I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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