did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
