just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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