I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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