its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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