I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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