would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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