I look better un-naked...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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