so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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