I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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