Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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