ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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