Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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