All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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