So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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