I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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