So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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