you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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