we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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