"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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