Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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