it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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