why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
tell me about the eggs
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