idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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