The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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