she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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