..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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