You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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