That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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