She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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