guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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