He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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