Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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