I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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