is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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