Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Do you still have your period?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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