Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
