you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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