Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Randomize