Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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