Sry I called you an 8
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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