how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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