I wanna bring you to show and tell
Buhtt sex?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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